Thursday, October 20, 2005


Pieces of poems

The entire poems are on this site
I suggest you read them all


O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot;

"It's the Soldier"

Which one of you will follow our lead,
To stand and die for what you believe?
For as sure as there is a rising sun,
You'll burn before this Flag burns, son.

"Through a Glass, Darkly"

Perhaps I stabbed our Savior
In His sacred helpless side.
Yet, I've called His name in blessing
When after times I died.
Once again I smell the heat sparks
When my Flemish plate gave way
And the lance ripped through my entrails
As on Crecy's field I lay.

"Sniper's Serenity"

I would do it again, once more with pride,
to protect my Marines, the enemy has died.

Monday, October 17, 2005


Rejected children's book titles

Juggling Knives is Easy

Where to Find the toys in the Oven

Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things

Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want

"Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase

101 Games to Play in the Road

The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher

Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub,a Blowdryer,and a Fork

POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games

Arthur Gets Hunted

Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi

Monsters Killed Grandpa

The hit sequel to "Elvis is your real dad" Mrs.Clause is your real Mom

Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul

All Guns Squirt Water

When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street

How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite

You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain

How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish

101 recipies to make with Dog

If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree

The New Boy is Bad

Your Nightmares are real

The Time When Elmer REALLY got Bugs

Scooby Doo Gets Rabbis

The Lion, the Steak, and the Blender

The Little Kitten that was too Curious.....

The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption

Mickey Mouse and the Mouse Trap

Chuck E. Cheese and Cheddar get a Flamethrower

Grampa Gets A Casket

Dad's New Wife Robert

The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator

The Big Book of Connect-the-Dots that Don't Really Make Pictures When You're Done .

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

You Are Different and That's Bad

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Bi-Curious George

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Grandpa Went To Hell

The Little Engine That Thought He Could But Failed Miserably

When Animals Attack III

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

Richard Scarry's Biggest Book of Electrical Wiring Ever

Nightmare on Sesame Street

Chemistry from Under the Kitchen Sink

Creatures Under The Bed: A Bedtime Story

Monday, October 03, 2005



Sunday, October 02, 2005


A Misplaced Heart

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